If I happened to be on my way to an afternoon party at a rich acquaintance’s house, and intended to drink massive amounts of booze at said affair, I’d wear this outfit.
It’s all so damn sharp that people would probably just assume that I must be a respectable gentleman, and forgive the fact that I just spilled the majority of my drink on them while over-gesticulating during a story. Call it social insurance for the midday drunk.
A handy bonus: it’s all available in one place. Just head on over to Epaulet, and you too can kit yourself out to protect against the glares of fellow revelers.
A list of the necessary ingredients:
1) Epaulet Light Blue Gingham Linen Shirt ($130)
2) Mark McNairy Navy Madras Bowtie ($52)
3) Epaulet Walt Slim Trousers in Indigo Dyed Linen ($185)
4) Tanner Standard Leather Belt in Natural/Nickel ($70)
5) Alden for Epaulet West Egg Snuff Suede Longwing ($450)
Combine ingredients on your person, add Hendrick’s and tonic (garnish with cucumber slice), mix thoroughly, and serve.
—Jonathan
(Images courtesy of Epaulet)
