It’s all so damn sharp that people would probably just assume that I must be a respectable gentleman, and forgive the fact that I just spilled the majority of my drink on them while over-gesticulating during a story. Call it social insurance for the midday drunk.
A handy bonus: it’s all available in one place. Just head on over to Epaulet, and you too can kit yourself out to protect against the glares of fellow revelers.
A list of the necessary ingredients:
Combine ingredients on your person, add Hendrick’s and tonic (garnish with cucumber slice), mix thoroughly, and serve.
(Images courtesy of Epaulet)